KK so one FINE summer day, I was sitting with my ultimate herd of STONY PONIES! We were blazed....like fucked out of our minds. We were just chillin outside in his garage, where we always smoke, this garage had everything ping pong, fridge, tv, couch, Bong...it was a magical place :jointsmile:. it was a hot day so there was some flys mobbing around. and by the couch sits a table, which has anyones name who has blazed there scribed on the top (mine was the coolest). A normal occurance occured (lol), when a fly landed on the table in front of us, so i tried to swat it, but missed TERRIBLY! flys are fast as hell! but the fly landed right where it was the last time. SO Andrew, gets up and there is a light directly over this table that hangs down from the ceiling. So andrew takes out his knife, opens it and holds the bottom of it so if he were to drop it, it would impale the hard wood that awaits below. He slowly, athleticly, carefully positions the knife so the shadow from the light was over the fly. A silent moment on earth when no sounds or movement happend..THEN he drops it. It was like slow motion the whole time. the knife slowly falls it doesnt tumble or spin or flip, just a striaght perfect dive. Plick (thats the sound we agreed was made when the knife hit). Then a couple seconds pass, and we realize it!!!!!!!!! as the knife stands there perfectly straight up with the tip barried in the table top, at the bottom sits the fly. but he isnt trying to chill, he is trying to fly away. THE KNIFE IMPAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS, leaving his wings free to buzz as fast as possible to fly away. We stared for LITERALLY 30 minutes before someone made a sound. It was like SANDLOT "its an omen". All i could say was " i am soo fucking high, thats not real" and kept repeating "OH MY GOD" it was the most phonomenol thing i have ever witnessed! the real question is what are the fucking odds! HOW, WHAT, WHERE, WHY! 1 out of 100000000000 hit! i still laugh hysterically till this day about it! So CANNABIS COMMUNITY, let me here your stories! you may have told them before but NO story should be only told once! (try to beat mine, and DONT make shit up...please).

:bigsmoke: -STAY LIT, STAY AMAZING!
TheGreatBenzino Reviewed by TheGreatBenzino on . The Ultimate FLY HUTTER< KK so one FINE summer day, I was sitting with my ultimate herd of STONY PONIES! We were blazed....like fucked out of our minds. We were just chillin outside in his garage, where we always smoke, this garage had everything ping pong, fridge, tv, couch, Bong...it was a magical place :jointsmile:. it was a hot day so there was some flys mobbing around. and by the couch sits a table, which has anyones name who has blazed there scribed on the top (mine was the coolest). A normal occurance occured Rating: 5