Funniest movie Quotes

[4gan2ja0]

the funny thing about my back is its on my cock

-superbad

4gan2ja0 Reviewed by 4gan2ja0 on 09-26-2007. Funniest movie Quotes "is it true if u dont use it u lose it" the dude off the 40 year old virgin said it when i was baked out of my mind i laughed so hard Rating: 5

[Mohksha]

"You ever given a man a foot massage?"
~Pulp Fiction

[snicklefritz1825]

Super Troopers
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!

[InsomniaBomber420]

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[sonic titan]

bickus dickus - Life Of Brian

[EbelEyes]

"Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?"

"I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. Someone was feeding booze to these creatures. It wouldn't be long before they tore us to shreds."

"We need snow shoes god damn it! Impossible to walk in this muck."

All from Fear and Loathing.

[Markass]

whoa, hey man, don't take those...'I already took em man..' whoaaaawhoaawhoaa...hahaha..'what's whoaaa mean man' you just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my entire life man

The license? Oh, it's on back of the bumper..

I'm too stoned to think of some more...cheech and chong came right to mind though..

[MadSativa]

this thread was started a while back its in movies...........

[RhinoGrowUK]

Epinions.com - 10 FUNNIEST MOVIES EVER QUOTES

:thumbsup: hahahah class !!

[Sinsemilla]

Warren Muck: Hey, even 1st Sergeant Lipton there, he got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Caretan. One chunk in the face, the other chunk nearly took out his nuts.
Bill Guarnere: How are those nuts, Sarge?
Carwood Lipton: They're doing fine, Bill. Thanks for askin'.

(Band of Brothers)

i love band of brothers