Well I thought I found the girl for me
She had long legs nice hair and a shaved pussy
But no matter how hard I tried
the girl and I could not see eye to eye
But now I know what I need to make my life so complete
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews Copenhagen
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you
Watching football sunday afternoons
and we'd always share the same spittoon
I'd be her girl and she'd by my man
Consumate our love with a new fresh can
and we'll shave up all of our lids
to get that pool table for the kids
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
Hey baby I think that maybe I love you
Hey baby I think that maybe
I get stupid when your here stupid
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you