once i fell outta the attic, THE FUCKING ATTIC... landed on a (hardwood) floor dead square on my ass.... do you know what the force of a 130 pound person, falling dead on his ass (ON HIS TAILBONE) directly to wood can cause??? i've never felt so much pain in my life.. and i'm the king of injuries.. i'm the person tha'ts cut their foot an inch deep and nearly 3 wide, to where you could see where my big toe bone connected to my foot (literally) and walked back 30 feet to shore (broke beer bottle in the water or clam shell, not sure which) then another 20 to the truck.. (btw, i never go to hosptials for my injuries cuz of my run in with a cat at 5) .. i'm the dude that was cleaning a catfish and the pliars slip (anyoen who's cleaned cat fish knows well what i'm talking about.. you have to pull the skin off them, it's not like scraping it off on most fish, they don' thave scales, they have skin) and my hand impaled it's self on the top horn of the fishes head... al the way through... well it didn't peice the skin on the other side, but you could plainly see the thorn sticking through... i'm the dude who punched a window and slit his wrist, to a point to where it was no more than 1/16 of an inch of the vien that would hav esurely killed me.. i'm the dude who thought at 10 it'd be a good idea to make nunchucks and used a swiss army knife (it was a big fucker too, not one of those little 10 attatchment fuckers that are an inch long, this thing had nearly 40 attachments and th blades were a little over 2 inches long) and had the knife slip off hte pvc pipe that was resting on his leg resulting in the entire blade (it would have gone further, if there was more blade believe me) goign into his leg... i'm the dude who had a non-lock blade (swiss army type knife, they don't have that lock you have to push in with a thumb to get it to close) close on his pinky while he applied every bit of force he could to whatever he was cutting... i'm the dude who has hit his head so many times he should be mentally retarded and possibly a vegetable... i'm the dude who cut off a good portion of the end of his thumb while trying to make a shot glass outta a pill bottle...

shiiiiiiit... lol... that WAS me being careful... i've always know i'm a bit more accident prone and clumsy then everyone else... hell one time i was working with a brand new power saw.. not plugged in... and i'm going to switch the blade with the lil tool they provide.... somehow.. i managed to nearly slice half my entire thumb off with a stationary peice of metal.... took over 4 weeks to heal, to where i could even use the thumb slightly again.... again, the only thing that stopped it (as with many of my injuries) was the bone... i think of bones now, as nothing more than a stop-gaurd...

i've accepted the fact i'm going to be hurt.... i cut open (usually it's just a scrape) a diffrent part of my body every single day.... most of which, aren't anything i really coulda been safer about (that part really gets me LOL i just have shitty luck) that fucking needle in my leg tho (i posted about it just a few weeks back) that wa smy fault.. i was sitting there playing with a needle that's the size of a large sewing needle that's lodged into a small wodden dowel (about the size of a cigarette, it's for pottery makers) and a rubber band... somehow.. after 'shooting' it into my chair so many times, it managed to turn a complete 90 degrees and go straight in my leg... at first i was like "whaa...." then it was like "OH FUCK! THAT GODDAMN HURTS!"


taken from the thread:
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...-drinking.html