damn damn damn

[friendowl]

hahah damn dog is healthier than ever
either i got a zombie dog
or antifreeze is good for him..like steroids

i went home and was expecting the dog to die within a few days
vet says to keep the dog drunk
i bought some cheap vodka and me and my friend
poured it down the throat every four hours for the whole weekend
on monday it was either live or die time

dog is still with me
i wont be dumb again and leave poison where they can get to it

[Me.]

Getting the dog drunk saved his life?!
HAHAHAHA. Thats the funniest shit i've heard in ages.
Well thats luck for ya.

How did he act when he was wasted?