Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Tastes like shit.

How is this mathematically possible you ask? Some would argue that Diet Coke and Diet Sprite taste like shit, so in effect, Diet Ginger Ale would taste like shit.

. Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)

In reality, the end product tastes much worse than this. At least 10x as bad, if not more (This value is not yet discovered, but is believed to be an irrational number similar to pi).
lol thank you for that.