i have disproved math

[Rhymenocerus]

Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Tastes like shit.

How is this mathematically possible you ask? Some would argue that Diet Coke and Diet Sprite taste like shit, so in effect, Diet Ginger Ale would taste like shit.

. Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)

In reality, the end product tastes much worse than this. At least 10x as bad, if not more (This value is not yet discovered, but is believed to be an irrational number similar to pi).

lol thank you for that.

[Metaphor]

damn thats some deep shit.

i dont know weather to embrace this
or
ask for your dealers number.

[Rhymenocerus]

I would say both

[Purple Banana]

Woooooooooooooow.

My brain just bled. And it tasted like Diet Gingerale.

[birdgirl73]

I feel more stupid after reading this, too.
And strangely less thirsty than before.

Don't be surprised, Johnny McPotSmoker, if the Nobel Committee comes knocking. . .

[Mayack419]

You aren't counting all the variables. Different ingredients in each one. If you broke it down to each ingredient, it would work.

[Reefer Rogue]

Ewww diet drinks, gimme my sugar I say! Nice use of the distributive property

[ReUp]

Can be done in a four line proof.

1 + 1 = 2

1 + 1 = A window.

2 =/= A window

Therefore 1 + 1 =/= 2

(If you need me to explain any line in anymore depth just ask )

[Nightcrewman]

I feel more stupid after reading this, too.
And strangely less thirsty than before.

Don't be surprised, Johnny McPotSmoker, if the Nobel Committee comes knocking. . .

Don't be surprised if the men in white coats come knocking LOL.

Nice one, made me a little confused

Cheers

NCM

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You aren't counting all the variables. Different ingredients in each one. If you broke it down to each ingredient, it would work.

Of course. He's not disproving math, just proving chemistry.