I would make it very clear to my parents that they are not to make decisions for me, that I am ultimately the one who is in charge of my life, and that I would continue to smoke no matter what they said or did. And then I would sell all the propaganda they gave you on Amazon for some other unfortunate kid to receive, buy a big fat sack and fog up the whole house sometime when they aren't there.

Thank goodness I have hippie parents.