I can't.

I have a thermos full of coffee next to me ready to be drunk throughout the night while I write a 1,400 word essay on F. Scott Fitzgerald's "Babylon Revisited".

'Tis going to be a fun night and morning (yeah, right). I just hope I don't miss any football tomorrow afternoon! (I most likely will )

Edit: Didn't read your edit there! Thought this thread was for any one.