I always let them in to chat, under one condition--I give them a chance to talk, but they must also give me a chance. Last time they came over they were here for over an hour. Towards the end they started saying that Jehova would destroy all but 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses. I told them that Jehova must be a psychopath 10 times worse than Hitler to go on a killing rampage like that. There eyes got huge and I could tell they were getting uncomfortable. I then took out a blunt and lit it up and asked if they'd like a hit...They declined and told me there wasn't any high like the Most High. I said, "you guys don't look high to me, more like brainwashed zombies." They got up and left. 15 minutes later the cops show up at my door saying they got a call from someone saying they saw marijuana in my house. I told them they had the wrong house and closed the door and locked it.

I'll never try to smoke those sob's out again!