Jehovah's witness came to my front door

[Hilder420]

I lived in a town of old Jehovah's Witnesses.. no one was under the age of like 100.. very boring... no, but now, if a Jehova's witness knocks, I open the door and let them introduce themselves, then, when they ask if im intrested i tell em no, thank you.. very polite, but if they persist, i get a little rude, i mean i shouldnt have to say no twice right? we have some aggressive Mexican, spanish speaking Jehovah's Witnesses with a brood in tow and start speaking really fast, and even though im fluent in spanish, that Shit gives me a headache... so im like ummm... no gracias... and they start talkin again.. then i shut the door.
This one time, i was really stoned with a friend and some Jehovah's Witnesses came by and we were conversing about religion so we invited them in and talked for about an hour and we had questions they couldnt answer, got mad and left... isnt that what they wanted? bein a wiccan, i am accepting of other peoples religions and p.o.v's but if u cant hold ur own, or at the very least not get angry when ur beliefs are challenged, maybe u shouldnt b out there.. oh and theres these two blue eyed, blond, hard bodied, bycicle riding, hot Mormon dudes goin round talkin to people.. hmm i bet theyre virgins hehe. - peace- Hilder

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They were being extremely rude. They came onto your property to preach to you about their fantasy word. Fuck em.

[slipknotpsycho]

personally if you ask me.. they just need a good kick in the crotch, female or male....

they're just fucking annoying... NO ONE likes them, even christians, they're just a little piss ant, but can't get the picture for some reason.... maybe if a few were greeted at the door with crotch-kicks they might get the picture..

[geonagual]

ever wondered why Jehovah witnesses are the most hated religion and the most peaceful of them all..

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i haven't seen a jw in years. i used to love to invite them in for coffee in the morning. we'd talk and they'd usually end up leaving a bit flustered. it drove the ol' lady nuts, but ya gotta get your fun where you can find it.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I put a no soliciting sign up just for them. They still come though. They swear they're not "selling" anything, so they say the sign doesn't apply to them. :wtf:

[RedLocks]

Did you just say meow? :jointsmile:

btw 2 of em just stopped by for a talk, I'm usually nice to em unless I feel like testing their knowledge of the Bible they are holding. She's gonna come back next week she said lol..

edit: think I'm going to talk to her about her religious views on tattoos, been wanting to talk to people about this forever, even was gonna make a thread at some point then said screw it seems to narrow of a topic..

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Did you guys know the Jehova's don't celebrate halloween? Apparently they don't like strangers coming and knocking on their doors. :jointsmile:



A few years back I was at home with my sisters bf and some Jehova's came down the driveway. Jeff (the bf) said through the window "no thanks, not interested", and the Jehova said "But don't you want to talk about God?". Jeff replied "Why? I am God! And I'm getting really sick of everybody always talking about me." lol, they just turned and left.

Another time 2 Jehova's came to my door and my (leterous) dad answered. There was a guy and some hot 19ish year old blonde girl. They asked him about God, etc etc etc, and he grabbed the girl around the waist and said "well, give me a few minutes with this pretty little thing and I'll consider it". They quickly turned tail haha. (My dad wasn't serious btw, he bullshits everybody and plays with people's heads all the time).

[Hardcore Newbie]

Another time 2 Jehova's came to my door and my (leterous) dad answered. There was a guy and some hot 19ish year old blonde girl. They asked him about God, etc etc etc, and he grabbed the girl around the waist and said "well, give me a few minutes with this pretty little thing and I'll consider it". They quickly turned tail haha. (My dad wasn't serious btw, he bullshits everybody and plays with people's heads all the time).

Sounds exactly like something my dad would do, haha.

I remember one time when I was about 16 we had two JWs come to the door and they started talking about God and stuff, and my dad's exact words were "Fuck God, God doesn't exist. Anything else you want to tell me?" it was hilarious, he never asked for proof, anytime they mentioned God he just said "No, God doesn't exist". They left after a few minutes.

[WeedTillDeath]

I always let them in to chat, under one condition--I give them a chance to talk, but they must also give me a chance. Last time they came over they were here for over an hour. Towards the end they started saying that Jehova would destroy all but 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses. I told them that Jehova must be a psychopath 10 times worse than Hitler to go on a killing rampage like that. There eyes got huge and I could tell they were getting uncomfortable. I then took out a blunt and lit it up and asked if they'd like a hit...They declined and told me there wasn't any high like the Most High. I said, "you guys don't look high to me, more like brainwashed zombies." They got up and left. 15 minutes later the cops show up at my door saying they got a call from someone saying they saw marijuana in my house. I told them they had the wrong house and closed the door and locked it.

I'll never try to smoke those sob's out again!