Jehovah's witness came to my front door

[DebuteMachine23]

Okay, so maybe I'm just stoned but she something really weird to me. She was asking if I believed in god, I didn't really know how to tell her that I've been to church a bunch of times and that I'm just not really interested in it. So I just replied no, nothing rude. And so she says to me

"I just had a slurpee if you're wondering why my face is so red" then went on to give me a small pamphlet. I had no idea what she meant by this. Was she being rude or am I stoned?

DebuteMachine23 Reviewed by DebuteMachine23 on 09-22-2007. Jehovah's witness came to my front door Okay, so maybe I'm just stoned but she something really weird to me. She was asking if I believed in god, I didn't really know how to tell her that I've been to church a bunch of times and that I'm just not really interested in it. So I just replied no, nothing rude. And so she says to me "I just had a slurpee if you're wondering why my face is so red" then went on to give me a small pamphlet. I had no idea what she meant by this. Was she being rude or am I stoned? Rating: 5

[angry nomad]

And so she says to me

"I just had a slurpee if you're wondering why my face is so red"

Bwahahaha! What the fuck! Maybe she thought you were hot? I would just invite them in, then toke up a bowl.

And no, you weren't rude, and neither was she. Probably just nervous.

[Mr. Spliff]

What the...

I think you're just high, bro.

[LuckyG]

Man, JWs don't even come to the door around here anymore, we just get pamphlets in our mailbox. Apparently if I join them I can "oppose the Devil" so I am considering it - who likes the Devil anyways?

[killerweed420]

I've got 3 girls that come around once a month at my place.One of them is pretty hot.I've asked them in for a beer and some smoke but no takers yet.

DOing my best to corrupt the youth of today.:rasta:

[TheDefiler]

hehe I had a couple of older ladies come to my door one day...Pretty sure they were Jehova's Witnesses. They started talking about God and i told them calmly that i worshipped Satan then i closed the door. I really don't but it was hilarious at the time. I just couldn't be bothered to talk to those kinds of people.

[GracefulToke]

Most of the time I find their approach about God very overwhelming. Two of them stood at every cross walk in my little town, I walked up the street and got preached at by 6 different people. Im a firm believer in letting everybody believe what they want to believe, and not judging other people's opinions, and im not preaching mine. They probably get a lot of doors in their faces, which would start to become tiring I imagine, so I usually just say im not interested and thank them for stopping by.

[geonagual]

Most of the time I find their approach about God very overwhelming. Two of them stood at every cross walk in my little town, I walked up the street and got preached at by 6 different people. Im a firm believer in letting everybody believe what they want to believe, and not judging other people's opinions, and im not preaching mine. They probably get a lot of doors in their faces, which would start to become tiring I imagine, so I usually just say im not interested and thank them for stopping by.

that cool that you thanked them...they just have a different belief that they must visit you whevever your are and give you a chance for ressurection..they believe what they believe and we believe what we believe..I believe in Freewill.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

One time I was sitting in a park in portland and the JW tried to give me a pamphlet. The girl asked if I knew who Jesus Christ was and I said, "Yes prophet MUHAMMED spoke about him in the Qur'an" then I tried to convert her to Islam (I'm not a muslim myself but i thought this would be kind of fun) She looked horrified to think that she might be speaking with a no-good MUSLIM. I reassured her and told her we served the same God--she was a stupid bitch.

[snowblind]

you should invite them in and give them space cakes. then play organ music and jump out in a devil mask.

thats gotta fuck em up

peace