bad trip...

[dragonrider]

Whenever I go on a trip out of town, I pack extra underwear in case I crap my pants.

Say I'm leaving on Sunday (starting off fully clothed) and coming back on Wednesday, then I need underwear for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and one extra in case I crap my pants.

Maybe when you are going to get high, you should pack extra underwear in case you crap your pants. You could make a little checklist, "Herb ... check. Pipe ... check. Lighter ... check. Extra undewear in case I crap my pants ... check!"

You might also want a bottle of water, which might help you to not think you crapped your pants when you didn't actaully crap your pants!

[Aristotle]

Hahaha if it was just you that thought you crapped your pants, I would attribute it to a very strange trip, but the fact that your smoking buddy for that day also thought he crapped his pants, that just sounds like an effect of the strain.

Fucking awesome. Potty Train seeds, 12 euros for 10 feminized seeds from Dr. Chronic. I can see it now.

[trainwreck530]

...uh.......w..t....F?? im a little confused...u had a bad 'trip' bc u thought u shit urself?

anyway best of luck man




DONNY:stoned:

[dragonrider]

Maybe you were smoking Luwak weed.

Ever heard of Luwak coffee? On the island of Java there is a weasel-like creature called a Luwak that eats coffee beans right off the tree. The beans undergo a "fermentation" process inside the Luwak's digestive tract. The beans pass all of the way through the Luwak intact. After the Luwak craps out the coffee beans, the local villagers gather up the crapped-out beans and roast them and sell them to foreign coffee connoisseurs for $300 a pound. It sounds like a way for Javanese villagers to sell weasel crap to rich tourists for $300 per pound --- which is a really great idea!

Maybe your weed was eaten by some kind of creature --- maybe your dealer's dog ate his stash! Then maybe after the animal, whatever it was, crapped out the weed, someone picked out the nuggets, dried it out, and sold it to you. Now when you smoke it, maybe you experience the sensation of crapping which was somehow imprinted onto the weed.

Maybe you are smoking some crazy-ass shit!

I suggest getting a magnifying glass and taking a really close look at your stash. If you see anything that looks like a corn kernel stuck to any of the buds, you might want to let your buddy smoke the first bowl, wait 15 minutes or so, and see if he acts like he crapped himself. If he does, then you can decide if you want to smoke that shit or not.

[chris_36824]

You shit yourself? HAHAHAHAHA!

JK

Anyways... If I were you I would of been walking home. NO WAY I shit myself and then stand around for another hour and then get on a bus full of people. F*** that!

I know you didn't actually shit yourself but you thought you did. LOL. Thats fu*ked up. LOL

[peaceeasy]

dude i for sure get that feeling too sometimes. you just gotta trust yourself that you are smart enough to not shit yourself hahahah. Next time make sure you have some snacks nearby

[dragonrider]

It's been a few weeks. Have you had the shit-I-crapped-myself hallucination since then?

[Mandelbrot]

Yes it happens sometime with a combination of high temperature and humid air and body dehydratation. Well it happened to me at least once, but nothing near to hallucinate i'm shitting. No, it was more like I can't concentrate more then a few seconds on anything. It was like if I was too stone eventhough I smoked the same stuff/quantity since a week. Trying to behave normally in a crowd fucked up like that was not that easy.

[macro]

Originally Posted by Norvy1
I am positive that the brown bomber is a legendary strain that gets you so stoned you shit yourself....simple as that

:rastasmoke:

[Chaotixxx]

Sounds like you had some of the "Brown Bomber" weed from Grandma's Boy. lol

Lmao, funny ass movie.