Quote Originally Posted by Easy_fuhsheezy
ok, so heres my story. i apologize in advance if any of these have been answered elsewhere, im fairly stupid when it comes to internet anythings...


Im a 22 year old male, somewhere between 250 and 270 pounds, and alittle less than 6 feet tall. I've been a fairly heavy pot smoker for about 2 or 3 years, smokeing between 1 and 4 bowls a day of fairly mediocre swag (im sure you all know the type, barely gets you stoned anymore, only makes you feel better). for about the last 5 or 6 weeks ive cut down to only one or two bowls 4 days a week.

I recently got a Temp-to-hire job at a factory. I know that the temp agency will drug test me, and i also know that they do it at their office, only sending it to a lab if something is amiss. I also know that the Temp agency only drug tests on wednesdays.

In the past, ive used a product called "The Extra Stuff" to pass a urine test. After reading the dillution thread, im reasonably certain that the water you have to drink is what makes you pass the test, the "stuff" being all the vitamins and whatnot to make it not seem diluted.

anyways, im sure the more wise members of this forums will think im stupid, but i've wasted about 4 bottles of the stuff over the last 4 weeks, thinking each time i went in for my paycheck that they'd spring the test on me. 4 weeks in a row they've failed to do so. Now im sick of wasteing 30$ a week, and im going to try the dillution method.

I've read the entire stickied thread on the subject, and i feel pretty confident i can do it. Next wednesday, (Possibly) the day of my test, i'll have been clean for 2 weeks. im fairly sure i can fake 'em out, but i have a few more questions i havnt been able to find answers for.


1: How important is the aspirin, and how much should i be takeing? Keeping in mind that the test will take place fairly early in my day, and i'll be asleep for most of the time it says to take aspirin. would putting myself on an aspirin regime afew days before help?

2. does it matter if i eat before the test/during my dillution process?

3. if im takeing fiber, should i stop at all before the test?

anyways, thanks in advance anyone who has any advice/experience in this matter. after i pass this test, i still have to stay clean until sometime in late november (they'll spring another random test on me right before they hire me full-time, which will be given to me while im at work!). im hopeing that 8/9ish weeks should be enough to clean me out, with the use of fiber and regular exercise (running mostly)
Is there a reason You just don't but a bottle of quick fix and carry it with You on testing day. Also sounds like You need some test strips from ebay.