HONEST RELIABLE WILLIN TO BE A SLAVE AND WORK FOR MINMUM WAGE IN THIS STUPID PRO DEMOCRATIC WORLD WE LIVE IN OFFER YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE BOOK OF ALLAH...

OR U COULD JUST BE REALLY HONESY:

SAY UR A STONER WHO MASTURBATES

OR U COULD BE HONEST/FAR FROM TRUTH

AND SAY UR HARD WORKIN, RELIEABLE, EAGER TO LEARN NEW THIGNS, WILLIN TO GIVE ANYTHIGN A AGO, TRUSTWORTHY AND A FORMER SAS AGENT WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THE WORLD.

UP2 U :-)