I've learned that...

[Purple Banana]

I've learned you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

But you can catch even MORE flies with a big steaming pile of bullshit.

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 09-22-2007. I've learned that... I've learned that I can easily photoshop the grades on my college transcripts to get better rates on my car insurance. What have you learned out of life? Rating: 5