The Top Ten Things I Have Learned In Life.
by- happiestmferoutthere

1) I have learned denial is a marvelous coping strategy, and sometimes if you ignore something, it will go away.
2) I have learned cops really do like donuts. It's not just a stereo-type!
3) I have learned you can catch more flies with honey than piss and vinegar.
4) I have learned farting is funny in any language.
5) I have learned when you finally learn all the rules, they will change.
6) I have learned a watched pot never boils, but a forgotten pot burns.
7) I have learned that boys love their toys, they just get more expensive and louder.
8) I have learned if boys see boobies they act like it's the first pair they've ever laid eyes on no matter how many they've seen.
9) I have learned men are from mars!
And last but not least:
10) I have learned lifes a bitch and then you die.

Thank You.:rastabanna: