i have learned that -

eating habaneros and smoking weed will cure most anything, including a broken heart.

most women are truly happy only when they have sucked the life out of at least one man.

all children have an almost overwhelming subconscious desire to kill their parents.

i am the only one i can trust and even i am highly suspect.

being a dirty old man is the highest calling that any male can aspire to.

any lie, if told long enough, will eventually become truth.

if someone asks you whether you want the good news of the bad news first, they probably don't really have any good news.

dogs are man's best friend, cats are woman's best friend and canaries are delicious when lightly sauteed and served on a bed of wild rice with lemon and dill.
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