You have to take it back to the pro shop, where your wife's boyfriend (a 20 year old greenskeeper), will be hiding behind the clubhouse thinking you are there to crack him over the head with it.
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached Rating: 5