There is nothing more that I like better than putting my tongue into a dirty butthole.

Its just so awesome I think Ill do it all the time. Who says its only a thing guys do to girls!? Girls, theres nothing wrong with you enjoying a lick of the ole Hershey's pipeline, dont be shy! Hell, strap on that rubber dong and do some anal expeditions today!

Seriously, if you all want to lick shit and enjoy licking shit, AND get off on it, more power to you, but stay the hell away from my anus with your tongue and strap ons. Well maybe if she farted in my face while I was flicking the brown star...maybe THAT mught turn me on.

Wait, no, thats fucking disgusting too. Sorry. Dont want to smell or taste assholes.