I have a relative who is a flight attendant and kind of clueless. We were having a family barbeque, getting the food set out, and someone asked, "Who wants to toss the salad? Heehee...toss the salad! Heehee!"
She stepped up and said, "Oh, I'll toss the salad! We do it all the time for the passengers in first class!"
"Damn!" I said, "That's why those tickets are so freakin' expensive!"