salad tossing ... dont like it dont read it lol

[trainwreck530]

obviously she would have to be smokin, clean, tight, and pink. yeah dude ill lick her butt, ima freak. i like it all.

as far as girls go ya know

DONNY

[GraziLovesMary]

haha on a side-note... some of you may have noticed I like to say vulgar and mildly offensive things because... well I honestly havent figured that out yet. Anyhoo.. one of my favorite things to say to a friend when pointing out an incredibly smokin 20/10...

"dude... Id eat cottage cheese out of her asshole... and I fuckin HATE cottage cheese!"

[Blitzed]

haha on a side-note... some of you may have noticed I like to say vulgar and mildly offensive things because... well I honestly havent figured that out yet. Anyhoo.. one of my favorite things to say to a friend when pointing out an incredibly smokin 20/10...

"dude... Id eat cottage cheese out of her asshole... and I fuckin HATE cottage cheese!"

Id prefer yogurt.

[PlantBoxer]

Well of course I love to giva a lady exactly what she likes, or is willing to try. I would not expect a lady to return the act, if she has any doubts.

It's kind of like spitting or swallowing for a lady, I love it when they LOVE to swallow!! BUT, if she is not comfortable doing that, it's in no way less of of the experience. What I totally hated was once a lady swallowed, gaged, made faces, as if the worst thing in the world just happened to her!! I ask her why she kept going to the finish, as I did warn her of the very close delivery....she said, "well all guys just love that, so I did it to make you happy". I told her, "her pleasure makes me happy, not when she is gagging, and ready to blow chunks".

[GraziLovesMary]

Id prefer yogurt.

Well so would I, my cultured friend, but that just exemplifies my lust. That I would eat a product that I absolutely detest out of another persons waste excretion orifice, seems pretty significant to me. Wow... when saying it properly, it sounds so much more disgusting.. lmao.

[KingsBlend420]

Oh my gracious. What a ridiculous thread hahaha

Hahaha, i'm with you bro.

[LiquidMagik]

Wow, I'm slightly shocked by the responses in this thread. I thought stoners were a bit more open-minded/adventurous, or maybe I was thinking about e-tards?

Anyway, been there, done that, had it done to me, with a decent number of girls. I found it most likely won't happen with a one-night stand, you typically have to be in a relationship with someone before you ask them to tongue punch your puckered starfish. Most chicks I've been around don't really feel pleasure from that area, unless you're already stimulating them somewhere else. My current girlfriend doesn't like it all that much (I guess I just like to lick ass), but doesn't really dislike it either. However, if I really work her up during sex, sometimes she'll ask me to pop one of her dildoes back there, or I'll just pop in my pinky.

As far as getting it done to myself, YES YES YES! Definitely one of my favorite sexual acts. Sometimes when I'm just not getting off via sex, my girlfriend will lick my asshole and suckle my balls while I jerk myself off. I'll end up finishing in a minute or two when sex would have taken another 10-15 minutes. I don't know if I could be with a girl that wouldn't lick my ass eventually, it's just too much of a pleasure to give up.

[MVP]

It's one of those things to try while you are young enough to enjoy it. I've been there and it turns my chick on when I take a detour from downtown to travel 'round the old dirt road, so to speak. Gotta make sure a fresh shower happens before I go down that path... Now I gotta get her to pay back the favor

[Charles U Farley]

Hell why not,doesnt everyone like to get shitfaced now and again. Ok,sorry Im in a really goofy mood tonight.

Is that like getting the shitty end of the stick?

Ok Ill stop before I get into trouble,sorry:jointsmile:

[Not Enough Herb]

id do it

but doinhg it randomly is kinda weird, especially with someone new

if its mind blowin for a girl, its probly worth doin

mhmm.....