Lets talk about garlic.

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I love garlic. It makes everything better. Roasted whole garlic cloves that are a bit caramelized, spread on toast with butter, are like an orgasm for your mouth. I can't stand to cook them- it just makes my mouth water and the waiting is like TORTURE.

I set my toaster oven on fire last month roasting garlic actually. Some olive oil leaked out of the tinfoil and FOOSH! Thing still works too. Gotta love the older stuff- $5 for a nice 80s vintage, American manufactured toaster oven at Salvation Army, set it on fire, and it STILL won't die.

I blew my toaster up once, a bit of bread got stuck, so me being the idiot i am i got a knife, shoved it in and blew all the fuses, and melted the plastic handle haha! The toast was worth it though. It was an olddd toaster anyway, like 15+ years. I've recently had to get a new kettle too, the last one started leaking out of the bottom.