turn ons: self confidence, humor that leans a little to the dark side (not in a huge way, but..), curvy, not too tall (as I'm not a tall guy), and I'm a sucker for dark hair. Likes to be outside doing stuff (hiking, camping, just working in the garden). Likes weed. A woman that knows what she likes.

turn offs: shopping as a recreational activity. always leaving the home late due to still "getting ready." Big into religion (it isn't just that religion isn't my thing, I really don't enjoy hearing about why it should be my thing). Not paying attention to the goings on of the world around us.

So, uh (shuffles feet)... I'd love to try your cookin' there Stinky . I'll where one of my flannel work shirts!

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