Conspiracy people give me a break

[vostro]

Big Oil and Auto are probably in bed. More likely than not. Why wouldn't they be.

Also, the bun makers and the hot dog people are in a conspiracy. See Father of the Bride for details.

Those cartoons are hilarious lol

[mfqr]

I'm skeptical of most conspiracy theories. The only one I have any real belief in is a conspiracy between Big Oil and the Auto industry.

Anyway, here are two good (and funny) reasons why a lot of conspiracies don't make sense (especially all the 9/11 ones out there):

Official Website for the Titanic truth movement.

and don't forget this one:

There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons.

Enough said.

Yep, it makes a lot of sense to post links to Maddox to try and prove a conspiracy wrong. You're right, enough said.

In the last election, between Bush, Cheney, Edwards, and Kerry, Bush was worth the least amount of money. He's worth about $13M. That's a lot of money, sure. As rich people go that's nothing. Where I used to live in Florida you couldn't buy a house in several neighborhoods for less than $15M. For all the charges of profiteering, where is all the money? Or I bet you have a few fantasies that answer that question too.

How and why is Bush worth about $13,000,000? As for the war profiteering thing: would it be impossible to launder the money, especially since war profiteering is "illegal"? Clearly it would be a big mistake for somebody to say, "Hey! I just made loads of money off of the war in Afghanistan and Iraq!" Don't forget that Bush also worked in the oil industry, too. But I guess there's not a lot of that in the Middle East, which means the oil industry could not profit off of all the oil that isn't there. You're right, Vostro, so right. It's impossible to profit off of a war, and impossible to launder money. Yep, you're right. Sorry to anybody who was tricked into thinking that big corporations could profit off of a war.

[mfqr]

(in addition to my above post) And that our current president could possibly have a connection to the big oil industry. Geez, I must have been a total kook for thinking that. Maybe I should admit myself to an insane asylum. Clearly I am a conspiracy theory nut who has no sense of the real world.

Let's look at the following points that are true, but nobody knows:

- Bush never had anything to do with oil.
- The Middle East has no oil.
- Thus, the war in Iraq could never serve to secure the oil fields that are clearly not there.
- And since nobody ever profits off of wars, the weapons industry and aircraft industry could not.

Therefore I have made the connection that my ignorant little brain could never make: nobody can launder money, and nobody can ever profit off of wars. And if it was possible, everyone would know, and there would be irrefutable evidence of the exact amount of money that Bush made. So clearly the question that Vostro posed about "Where is the money then?" is valid, because we'd all know, clearly, without a doubt.

Conspiracies within the government are impossible. There's no way. God wouldn't let it happen, and Satan can't do it because God wouldn't allow Satan to. Just some food for thought there, for all you religious people.

[mfqr]

Oh, and more irrefutable evidence, people!

The Bin Laden family has absolutely no place in the oil industry!

So now we all know:

- the Bush family does not have anything to do with oil.
- the Bin Laden family does not have anything to do with oil.

That's right, George W. Bush never started the Texas Oil Company. That is a myth. Kind of like how cannabis kills brain cells is a myth. <--- PROOF!

By the way, I don't need to cite any sources, because all the information you find about Bush having anything to do with oil, and Bin Laden having anything to do with oil is all propaganda, ok?

[psychocat]

Well said MFQR and funny too.
I like your style man.

[jakez]

I feel bad for those people too, which is why I don't "always" argue my side with stupid pictures. Good to know we're on the same team. Anybody have anything to contribute to this thread besides undeveloped ideas, rehashed, irrelevant quotes, or rhetoric? We should close it at this rate.

Apparently no amount of evidence will be up to your unreasonable standards. The accused man admitting guilt, hm isn't that how our justice system works? I don't know what else to tell you my friend.. you're obviously going to ignore anything anyone says and just continue believing what you want so I'm not going to waste my time anymore with you.

PS: I've never heard of this "shape shifting alien" nonsense until the name callers made it up to make fun of people who are only trying to inform the public about other things..

[jakez]

Big Oil and Auto are probably in bed. More likely than not. Why wouldn't they be.

Also, the bun makers and the hot dog people are in a conspiracy. See Father of the Bride for details.

Those cartoons are hilarious lol

lol see what I mean, you're comparing the biggest most profitable industry that exists on this planet, which obviously given human nature people would do anything to be a part of, even if it means illegal activity - to hot dog and bun makers. Which is funny anyways because I've read about Tyson chicken being involved in drug trafficking (among tons of other businesses I'm sure) but that's besides the point. Your arguments are completely pointless.

[psychocat]

confusion; chaos; disorder: that is true anarchy BTW
In a society without laws which is self governing people like myself would only follow our own code of ethics and since I am a sociopath that would probably mean a shit load of problems for the less predatory people, it is only because there are rules against killing that I am not already guilty of murder and the removal of any kind of punishment could only result in carnage.
I know what I am talking about because I know me.
Just as I know that Americas goverment just like everyone elses is as corrupt as can be, how come they only ever investigate themselves and independent scrutiny is blocked at every turn ? Isn't that like asking a killer to provide the evidence that would hang him ?

Anyway I am now going to leave this thread to it's own devices as any real discussion went out the window the minute vostro resorted to inane and stupid analogies about carebears. A rather pathetic attempt to cloud the issue instead of an intelligent response to a proven fact that there are too many ties between Bush , WAR and the Bin Laden family to ignore.
If ignorance is bliss then Vostro must be the most blissful person ever.

[mfqr]

He's probably a disinfo agent.

[wickerbill]

There is no point trying to debate someone like Vostro, he has succumed to the right-wing neocon propaganda. The irony is that those same people that he would defend would not piss on him if he were on fire!