OK...so I've been making myself a nutcase about this new job and drug test...got the synthetic and practiced and all that....get there this morning for my first day of orientation expecting any moment to be called out to piss in a cup...and then i start noticing my coworkers and I'm thinking to myself..."hmmm...this place looks MIGHTY 420 friendly"....then this guy shows up a few minutes late for orientation and we get to chatting on the first break, so I asked him about his drug test and he was like "honey, they don't test here, hell I'm stoned right now" So I'm like ostexcuseme: turns out they don't do any type of preemployment screening other than a background check, and only do randoms if something is suspected.....How fuckin' cool is that? They're paying me a rediculous amount of money to basically do paperwork and ask people if they've ever taken it up the butt.....AND we've got playstation in the breakroom....This is the best job EVER!!! I keep waiting for somebody to come out of the backroom and tell me this was all a setup or somethin....
nurse maryjane Reviewed by nurse maryjane on . How awesome is this?! OK...so I've been making myself a nutcase about this new job and drug test...got the synthetic and practiced and all that....get there this morning for my first day of orientation expecting any moment to be called out to piss in a cup...and then i start noticing my coworkers and I'm thinking to myself..."hmmm...this place looks MIGHTY 420 friendly"....then this guy shows up a few minutes late for orientation and we get to chatting on the first break, so I asked him about his drug test and he Rating: 5