How awesome is this?!

[nurse maryjane]

OK...so I've been making myself a nutcase about this new job and drug test...got the synthetic and practiced and all that....get there this morning for my first day of orientation expecting any moment to be called out to piss in a cup...and then i start noticing my coworkers and I'm thinking to myself..."hmmm...this place looks MIGHTY 420 friendly"....then this guy shows up a few minutes late for orientation and we get to chatting on the first break, so I asked him about his drug test and he was like "honey, they don't test here, hell I'm stoned right now" So I'm like ostexcuseme: turns out they don't do any type of preemployment screening other than a background check, and only do randoms if something is suspected.....How fuckin' cool is that? They're paying me a rediculous amount of money to basically do paperwork and ask people if they've ever taken it up the butt.....AND we've got playstation in the breakroom....This is the best job EVER!!! I keep waiting for somebody to come out of the backroom and tell me this was all a setup or somethin....

nurse maryjane Reviewed by nurse maryjane on 09-20-2007. How awesome is this?! OK...so I've been making myself a nutcase about this new job and drug test...got the synthetic and practiced and all that....get there this morning for my first day of orientation expecting any moment to be called out to piss in a cup...and then i start noticing my coworkers and I'm thinking to myself..."hmmm...this place looks MIGHTY 420 friendly"....then this guy shows up a few minutes late for orientation and we get to chatting on the first break, so I asked him about his drug test and he Rating: 5

[audioaddict04]

I am super jealous!

[robo scat]

Lucky.

[poiuyt]

1. Where do you live?
2. Are they hiring more people?
3. Is rent cheap there?

That sounds like a great workplace!

[Hilder420]

i am so happy for U! my last job was like that.. every coworkers had some kind of drug connection.. and i used em all... my boss came in once and smelled weed cuz i smoked out the bathroom, and the next morning, when i was in my office dispatching the drivers he said.. o wow im soooo stressed out... i wish a joint would appear on my desk after i come back from the bank... needless to say it there was and we totally smoked out!!! then he pissed me off and i walked out on his ass..

[nurse maryjane]

1. Where do you live?
2. Are they hiring more people?
3. Is rent cheap there?

That sounds like a great workplace!

1. Phoenix

2. Yep I think so

3. we're payin $850/mo for a 2BR 2BR 980SF apartment with a waterfall and stream just the other side of our patio....

So far so good, but it was only my first day...there's got to be something shitty about this job, but I just haven't found it yet...

[I Justburn 247]

okay okay I'll ask..how much you uh..making?.. to invest in weed?

Stay high

[nurse maryjane]

okay okay I'll ask..how much you uh..making?.. to invest in weed?

Stay high

I'm pullin $20+ an hour....can't really give u a number on how much we invest since we've only been in town 17 days, but we've spent about $150 and burned thru the oz we brought with us when we came....back home we went thru about two oz a week...

[poiuyt]

there's got to be something shitty about this job, but I just haven't found it yet...

Yeah. Probably the actual work!

[nurse maryjane]

Yeah. Probably the actual work!

I think the only thing that's gonna suck is telling people that they have HIV...but hell I can just come home on my hour lunch and blow a bowl and feel better....other than that it's just basic medical assessments and physicals....