I don't know how to drive an automatic :jointsmile:

When just chillin': Right hand on wheel, left hand out window.
When angry: Left hand on wheel, right middle finger out sunroof.
When hot: Left hand on wheel, right hand on grape Slurpee.
When listening to AC/DC: Both hands [sorta] on wheel, playing drums.
When channeling Mario Andretti: Left hand on wheel, right hand on stick, right foot on the damn MAT.
When eating Dunkin Donuts: Left hand on Coffee Coolatta, Right hand on everything bagel, toasted dark, with salmon cheese, both knees on wheel.
When gettin' down in the parking lot: Both buttcheeks on wheel, BF on drivers seat.
When stuck in traffic in Connecticut: Right hand on wheel, left hand adjusting bulletproof vest.