Driving...

[stinkyattic]

I don't know how to drive an automatic :jointsmile:

When just chillin': Right hand on wheel, left hand out window.
When angry: Left hand on wheel, right middle finger out sunroof.
When hot: Left hand on wheel, right hand on grape Slurpee.
When listening to AC/DC: Both hands [sorta] on wheel, playing drums.
When channeling Mario Andretti: Left hand on wheel, right hand on stick, right foot on the damn MAT.
When eating Dunkin Donuts: Left hand on Coffee Coolatta, Right hand on everything bagel, toasted dark, with salmon cheese, both knees on wheel.
When gettin' down in the parking lot: Both buttcheeks on wheel, BF on drivers seat.
When stuck in traffic in Connecticut: Right hand on wheel, left hand adjusting bulletproof vest.

stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on 09-19-2007. Driving... So when you are driving what hand do you use, majority of the time. Left hand, right hand, both hands, or equal amounts between both left and right. Im also highly interested in people from the UK's answer, since there wheel is on the other side of the road.. Also on a side , can americans drive cars made from the UK, with the wheel on the other side, and likewise for across the pond. I drive with my left hand most the time, even though i write with my right hand.. :wtf: Edit.. Oh Rating: 5

[xcrispi]

Both my hands are A.F.U ,
Left paw on the wheel , and shift w/ the right .
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Weedhound]

I'm usually too drunk.....so the dog drives. Stinky......could we ge a drawing of that?

[beachguy in thongs]

I selected other because it depends on if I'm smoking a cigarette, or not.

[geonagual]

I love everything bagels..I still dont have an answer for this thread.

[stinkyattic]

I love everything bagels..I still dont have an answer for this thread.

Yeah... by the way, your mechanic called.
He finished giving your rickshaw its 60,000 mile service.
He also says for optimal performance, you have to switch to raisin bagels, as they have marginally higher carbohydrate levels than everything bagels.

[king of the world]

left hand only, with a gangsta lean and music pumpin.

and im a lefty!

[The Dude Of Life]

I usually have the chair leaning a little and the subs hittin, when im on straightaways or easy driving its the left hand, when i need to do some more complicated shit i use the right hand, and when i gotta do some fancy pants driving i use both, and when im smokin a blunt or packin a bowl its gotta be the knees lol.

[MadSativa]

Ghost ride the wipe and one hand on the switches while you pop shots out the driver window

YouTube - Mistah FAB. - Ghost Ride It (Official Video)

[geonagual]

Yeah... by the way, your mechanic called.
He finished giving your rickshaw its 60,000 mile service.
He also says for optimal performance, you have to switch to raisin bagels, as they have marginally higher carbohydrate levels than everything bagels.

I just did an oil change on my truck..5th time in its life from zero and now it has almost 80,000..thats a not so many oil changes:silly::yeahright: and of course:bnd2:

I am still going with the everything bagel with cream cheese..toasted medium with a strong coffee with cream and sugar..now that is some grub:yippee: