Back in middle school when it was cool to go to the skating rink, I was sitting this girl I liked and her friends at a bench. She was sitting across from me and while they were talking, she had her foot on my thang. I couldn't help but to get hard ya' know!

Anyways, out of nowhere she asked if I could buy her a soda and after hesitating I go like the gentleman I am and noticed giggling and funny looks on their faces when I got back.
I knew they noticed but wasn't worried about it. The girl later became my girlfriend and it turned it out it was her dirty little scheme to see what I was workin' with! (lol)