uhh... i was up in my apartment, and a cop came to the door, i was sleeping on the couch (i sleep in only my boxers) he looked pissed so i figured telling him to hold on would only further the irritation.... and i had bongs and pipes all over the place, and if they see it, that's reason enough to search.... so i had two choices, take a chance of getting busted for a LOAD of paraphanaliea (and the oz they would have eventually found) or walk outside in only my boxers after just waking up.... (which of course means morning wood...)

it was quite an uncomfterable experience, as i wasn't gonna just let it aim at him so i had to reach in and adjust right there infront of him and anyone who was watching...

the look on his face tho, was priceless.... he kinda stepped back some like someone would if you pulled out a gun and they sorta trusted you, but were still kinda afraid of it....
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . Fellas...worst time you've popped a stiff one? ok man whats the worst time(s) u guys have had a stiff cock? ok one day when i was in 7th grade in ms mcallens science class, i was locked in on the teachers ass. all of a sudden she asked me to come up to the board and do the science whateve. i was hard like stone bro! after an awkward hesitation i stepped up, package poppin and all. there was like this awkward little laughter. even the teacher didnt know what to say. all eyes were fixed on my pop-up package. i almost started crying. then Rating: 5