Ever been caught?

[orange floyd]

"Vot ees dees? Vot ees going on here??? VHY are you luking at your computer and tuching your pee pee!!! WHO ees dees white girl on da screeN??? Ees dees your wife???"

that is probably one of the funniest things i've ever read

[pogmoasal1]

lets see i havent been caught as far as i know

but the strangest place is under my deck outside
its kinda like a danger wank except you hope there
are no cops driving around or
the people in the house next to yours dont decide
to take in the veiw of your house at that particular
moment in time

haha one of the houses my grandpa lives in to so there is a little extra danger right there

[Delta9 UK]

Were you high when you wrote this? I'm high as I'm writing this, but still, even compared to other posts, this one just seems to be written like a perfect story teller... almost too real... hm...

Yes I was, I re-wrote it twice. It wasn't cribbed from a website or anything cheap - honest to god true story and wrong in so many ways

Plus a similar thing happened later on in the holiday on a coach (big one with a toilet in) but that's another story

But yes I was high and had a lot of fun writing it, at the time it was pretty bad (I have worse stories though) but looking back its pretty harmless in retrospect :smokin:

[Greenport]

LOL cummy the dog

[Spiggums]

Haha whenever i whack it my dog stares at me so i jizz in his ear so he gets swimmers ear. jk jk i havent been caught yet.

[orange floyd]

When I was 19 I was laying on my back in the living room with a porno on the TV. I had this fucking raging hardon and was jacking off. My 17 year old sister walked in the room, I dont know who it scared more! We became lovers for a little while after that, we had oral sex never intercourse so it wouldnt count as incest. I have wacked off in so many weird places I don't know what is the weirdest.

wtf man i hope ur joking. tahts still fucking incest you sick fuck

[TheBudBuster]

Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my dog catches me all the time and usually if i m feeling lazy i will just cum on the carpet and he will lick it up. I know this sounds funny or gross but my dog loves to eat my cum i guess its sweet or something.

You are one sick puppy. BUT UR COOL>!>!>!lmao:thumbsup:

[SpiritLevel]

ROFLMFAO! oral with ur sis? LMAO! do you live 1000miles from neighbors.. i'd sooner put a hole in the earth and fuck it than have a family member sucky my dicky

[Inferius]

When I was 19 I was laying on my back in the living room with a porno on the TV. I had this fucking raging hardon and was jacking off. My 17 year old sister walked in the room, I dont know who it scared more! We became lovers for a little while after that, we had oral sex never intercourse so it wouldnt count as incest. I have wacked off in so many weird places I don't know what is the weirdest.

Holy shit...
in·cest (ĭn'sĕst') pronunciation
n.

1. Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.

[pogmoasal1]

this thred went from really funny to kind of iky