weird how being caught wanking is somehow worse than being caught having sex. I guess it's cuz you got to shoulder all the blame and embarassment yourself when you're alone.... I've been caught a span of times, but only by my mates and a few times by my brothers. Never by my parents, thank God!

As to the weirdest, ummm... shit, I don't know... In a jacuuzi, in the sea (yeah, I know... just when you thought it was safe to go into the water.....I'm sorry!) plane toilets, train toilets, school toilets, my office, outdoors in the jungle (Africa), Jeezlaik! Where haven't I done it!

I blame it on being overly sexed and going to a private all boys school as a kid!