Ever been caught?

[rastabill89]

lmao zigzag i cant imagen how embaresed i would of been

[Stedric]

I've had parents walk in while I was doing it under a desk or the blankets or something. They never noticed though, which was a friggin blessing.

Also (not really masturbating but oh well) my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy on her couch. Her mom had just left and we'd been in the mood the whole time. Anyways the shirts and bra had come off and we were getting ready to go further when her mom walks in. She came back in to get her keys and tell my gf to remember to do something. She walked in the room, grabbed something and was talking to us the whole time, but never turned her head just a few degrees and see us half-naked and terrified looking. May not seem so bad but...

She's DEVOUT BAPTIST

[maryjanemama]

LOL! Some of these made me laugh my fuckin ass off literally lol. Anyway the wierdest place Ive been caught wankin it at was in my living room, I mean no one was home and I was like "fuck it, lets rub one off", and as Im doing it(we have 2 outside doors and one comes through the mudroom) a friend of the family comes up and before he knocks he peers through the window and what does he see? He sees me beatin my meat, and I see him as he does this and Im like "aww fuck", and he quickly turns around and leaves without even waiting, just gets in his truck and hauls ass, while I run up the stairs with my pants around my ankles lol.

Hahahahahahaha!! I could picture that whole scene in my mind....what a riot!!

And Jacquelyne chasing some old pervert with scissors, OMG.

[muncheemama]

Ive never been caught...but I have been the catcher....ewwww I caught my brother peeling one off under a blanket while he was watching married with children in the living room. He must have a thing for christina applegate, or maybe the brother...whatever

[robert42]

this is gna sounds fucked up.

Was meantto be walking my bst m8s dog (whilst his family are on holiday, he leaves the TV on when hes out so the dog dnt get lonely (wtf) , so i went there and thought fuckkkk i need a wank so i flop it out start fuckin tossing off so im like eyes closed proper wank, Shot my load all over my belly open my eyes 2 metres infront of me is his neighbour starin right at me, she was shocked ididnt kno what to sayi just got up and went upstairs wheni came back down she werent there.

Needless to say i never walked that dog again

[LOVElife]

this is gna sounds fucked up.

Was meantto be walking my bst m8s dog (whilst his family are on holiday, he leaves the TV on when hes out so the dog dnt get lonely (wtf) , so i went there and thought fuckkkk i need a wank so i flop it out start fuckin tossing off so im like eyes closed proper wank, Shot my load all over my belly open my eyes 2 metres infront of me is his neighbour starin right at me, she was shocked ididnt kno what to sayi just got up and went upstairs wheni came back down she werent there.

Needless to say i never walked that dog again

hahaha good job mate!!

I'm not afraid to admit I can freely Wank at any destination I feel appropriate!! Had many a wank on the bus on the way back from the away games!!

I also got a wank off sme Chinese Bird on the Tube Last Christmas! I cummed all over her work suit, hahaha! Needless to say I didn't follow up this relationship!!

[Creeper]

Oh ya, the wierdest place ive unleshed the one-eyed-monster at was while i was with my grandfather driving right through fuckin london, and I was laying in the back, behind the backseat cause the car had one of those hatchback style trunks or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, and i wanked it right there, cause I was 13 and figured why the fuck not....how many times can an american say hes beat off in the middle of the road in downtown london!

[Creeper]

oh ya...I never got caught on that last one thankfully......if my gramps had found out...he would have chased me outa the fuckin car, even with my pants down and all lol.

[irishAFRICAN]

My ex girlfriend was a right kinky bitch and she used to get me to go in2 places like the library or public toilets to jerk off while she waited outside for me. Afterwards when we were home and shit she would get me to talk about my encounter to her b4 I fucked her. She was a bit of an exhibitionist to be honest, which is funny because if you met her youâ??d think the sun shines outta her Irish lillâ?? assâ?¦â?¦in regards to being caught beforeâ?¦.hell yeahâ?¦.been caught by all my girlfriends, my mates (but ive caught a few of them so weâ??re even) and by some cleaner in a hostel once where I was stayin in Africa, to this day I dunno how the fuck she entered the room without me seeing herâ?¦

Danger wanks kick assâ?¦!!

Irish Jamaican.

[LIP]

I dont think I've been caught. Probs the wierdest place i've wanked is in a tent with 5 mates in there lol.... turns out i had the biggest dick... and my mate who moved away was in close second behind me lol