Quote Originally Posted by robert42
this is gna sounds fucked up.

Was meantto be walking my bst m8s dog (whilst his family are on holiday, he leaves the TV on when hes out so the dog dnt get lonely (wtf) , so i went there and thought fuckkkk i need a wank so i flop it out start fuckin tossing off so im like eyes closed proper wank, Shot my load all over my belly open my eyes 2 metres infront of me is his neighbour starin right at me, she was shocked ididnt kno what to sayi just got up and went upstairs wheni came back down she werent there.

Needless to say i never walked that dog again
hahaha good job mate!!

I'm not afraid to admit I can freely Wank at any destination I feel appropriate!! Had many a wank on the bus on the way back from the away games!!

I also got a wank off sme Chinese Bird on the Tube Last Christmas! I cummed all over her work suit, hahaha! Needless to say I didn't follow up this relationship!!
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