Quote Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
Ive been caught chuggin me old sausage at the paint desk at our local B&Q diy store.I rang the bell for assistance to mix paint and the girl arrived to quickly to help, she was surprised as I let her have the full load down her leg. I have not been allowed back in the store
well i to have gave my self a good tug in my local diy store but i did it in the toilet that is for customers with a disability what you do is get your man out pull the help cord and try and shoot before some one opens the door from the outside thats danger wanking(well it said above the door do it your self)
so i did

one more time i gave it a pull was when i was on a train this blind chick sat across from me with her dog(she was great looking) i could not help myself i just got it out gave it a good old pulling and droped my full load all over the floor she was talking to my all the way through it that made it all the more fun and her dog licked up every last drop off the floor and when she got off the train she said bye it was nice to meet me.