I got busted by my girl one night in bed. She wouldnt give me any so i decided to rub one out and she woke up in the middle of it. She looks at me was says what the fuck are you doing? I say whats it look like, you wouldnt give me any. So she gets pissed gets up and leaves. Needless to say i didnt get any for awhile after that.

Women..........you know the rest.