Holy shit man! This forum is funny. Okay let me see here...I think my dads caught me a bunch of times while I was at the computer. Even though it was in a different room, he could still see me if he like turned his head enough. Im sure other family members have caught me spankin it, but nobodys brought it up.

Okay now the weirdest place I've jerked it off was on the couch at my friends house when I was 10. It was early in the morning and nobody was awake yet so I figured why the hell not? And I rubbed one out there.
Another place I did it was when I went to visit my sister who lived in a different state. During the nights I was there, I had to bunk with my nephew who was about 9. I was 16 and horny. So while the little dude slept on the floor, I was on his bed and began beating it. Didn't get caught once so HA! I'm amazing