LOL! Some of these made me laugh my fuckin ass off literally lol. Anyway the wierdest place Ive been caught wankin it at was in my living room, I mean no one was home and I was like "fuck it, lets rub one off", and as Im doing it(we have 2 outside doors and one comes through the mudroom) a friend of the family comes up and before he knocks he peers through the window and what does he see? He sees me beatin my meat, and I see him as he does this and Im like "aww fuck", and he quickly turns around and leaves without even waiting, just gets in his truck and hauls ass, while I run up the stairs with my pants around my ankles lol.