you had to ask!

I've almost been caught. My roomate in college was in frat so he was rarely ever in the dorm room. So I'm yankin it expecting him not to be there. I'm just about to spooge and I hear the door nob jiggle. I'm in a loft so luckily I pull the covers over, so he didn't see anything. But he pretty much knew as he said, "whacking off man?" I was like, "NO!" needless to say, I had blue balls for awhile.

Then there was the time our flight got fucked up and we had to wait in the airport for another 6 hours. So I probably masturbated about 3 times in the airport bathroom stall.