thats hardcore right there.. i've done a danger wank sort of.. basically i was at my grandfathers house and my mom adn him were right in the other room and i decided to stand in the kitchen and beat it .. first of all there isnt much between the kitchen and the living room where they were and my mom could have walked in at any moment and although there was a counter to cover me, it still would have been kind of obvious...dont ask me why i did it then and there it was just one of those times..i was bored and my imagination took off..