Ha ha a perfect time to tell you about "The Danger Wank" lol

A mate told me about this the other day, heres the deal.....

You need to be in your bedroom preparing yourself, then call over a member of the family/partner (best if they are downstairs) in the time from them comming to see what you want, you have to pull one off before they reach you. You dont wanna get caught eh? The Danger Wank....lol

Peace