Ever been caught?

[irishAFRICAN]

I've never been caught. But the wierdest places are school, and jail, lol.

isnt it mandatory in jail anyway?? :stoned:

[irishAFRICAN]

When I was in London with a school trip, I went out the window and tried to wank off on the roof top onto the streets below. But I was too drunk, and there were three dudes in the room behind me, and I couldnt get it up...

awh dude, thats weak! anyway ur lucky coz I wudn't have been happy walking past ur hotel and a blob of jizz landing on me you cunt! :thumbsup:

[YouD0nt]

Hmm the wierdest place was at camp, we were all sitting around in our lawn chairs, I had some of those silky athletic shorts on so I got a boner, said I had an itch on my leg, Leaned forward and wanked one, Didn't finish tho, I went to the bathroom for that, It was crazy.. no one noticed.

And nope, I've nvr been caught (thankfully!!)

[misk]

i had a wank in a full classroom wen i was like 9 loll

been caught by everyone lol, mum, friends, friends parents, strangers.
duno where the 'weirdest' place would be lol did it at work before, in the coolroom loll

[nitemarehippiegirl]

I've never been caught, well, not un-intentionally!

but when I was working at a summer camp this 9yr old kid fell asleep in the back of our bus on the way back from a field trip. He started pulling at himself while he was sleeping! I felt so bad, the other kids teased him for the rest of the summer.

this thread also reminded me of a tori amos song about when she was younger she used to be in the basement of the church while her father was given the mass (her dad's a priest)
that song always makes me hot...

[chris420]

not masturbating but... I did get caught having sex for the first time by her little cousin that just happened to have to tell her something at that particular moment

[Inferius]

Oh man this thread is teh funneh :thumbsup:

OK first time "caught" - at the time this was pretty bad...

I was 11 and going on holiday to Australia. The flight was landing en-route for fuel but it was pretty much a 23 hr journey.

So I waited until there was no-one waiting for the toilet and figured what the hell? Looking back I sort of joined the one-man mile high club

So I get into the toilet/cubicle and I have this picture I "borrowed" from some guys paper - (For the brits Page 3 or something similar) - basically a topless girl (hey I was 11!) and I manage to stick it to the mirror in there so I can get going.

So I pulled down my jeans and manage to get my balls over the sink (I'm having to stand on tip-toe) and I'm really going for it. I start pulling away.

36,000 feet speeding through the sky.

My mum gets worried easily.
She alerts an air stewardess.
Air stewardess knocks on the toilet door and asks if I'm "OK?"

I'm more than OK, to be fair she was really fit and I'm about to bust a nut - problem is I'm that far gone that I don't even answer.

My mum is right behind her.

At this point it gets tricky - pretty much the same time that I'm giving the sink a one man mayo makeover the door opens behind me.

Now this is doubly fucked up because I'm looking right into the mirror so I see both the look on my mums face and the stewardess.

I hadn't locked the door properly - it hadn't caught

Thankfully the stewardess shut the door but she was smiling - my mum was just all "shock and awe" you could tell she was thinking a hundred things at once - none of them good.

So I left quickly and sat back down trying to ignore my mum and talk to my dad who clearly didn't know :rasta:

I was just about calmed down and had stopped shitting myself when the stewardess appeared at my side and passed me a folded up bit of newspaper and just smiled.

I had of course left the picture of the topless page 3 "stunner" pinned up on the mirror after my hasty wank-retreat.

Doh!

But this was when British Airways meant you always got 110%

Were you high when you wrote this? I'm high as I'm writing this, but still, even compared to other posts, this one just seems to be written like a perfect story teller... almost too real... hm...

[herostyle]

nah never. This is funny tho.

[420mory]

in the cemetary

[graymatter]

DUDE! That's hilarious....................but disgusting. LOL

Agreed! But dogs are scavengers... yuck