Ever been caught?

[TheLion]

thats fuckin hilarious

I second that.
I've never been caught, but I think the strangest place has to either be at school, at work, or in my grandparent's bathroom.

[mellow mood]

you guys are really fuckin crazy!!!!

[Nightcrewman]

Ive been caught chuggin me old sausage at the paint desk at our local B&Q diy store.I rang the bell for assistance to mix paint and the girl arrived to quickly to help, she was surprised as I let her have the full load down her leg. I have not been allowed back in the store

[Climbing High]

i've never been caught. but ive done it in some wierd places... airplane, public pool, camping tent, girlfriends moms room (long story).

[Creeper]

LOL! Some of these made me laugh my fuckin ass off literally lol. Anyway the wierdest place Ive been caught wankin it at was in my living room, I mean no one was home and I was like "fuck it, lets rub one off", and as Im doing it(we have 2 outside doors and one comes through the mudroom) a friend of the family comes up and before he knocks he peers through the window and what does he see? He sees me beatin my meat, and I see him as he does this and Im like "aww fuck", and he quickly turns around and leaves without even waiting, just gets in his truck and hauls ass, while I run up the stairs with my pants around my ankles lol.

[Juggalotus]

Ever been caught, a few times...

Weirdest place...My car, man i was so bored waiting for school to let out that i left school to beat off in my car and as i was doing it my fucking aunt walks up and taps on the glass. now thats fucked up...even more fucked up...she got in the car afterwards and asked me a question about her computer...wtf...

[mellow mood]

obviously she tried to forget what she just saw. now imagine the WORST: u see your grandma fingering in her bedroom. wow, i guess id prefer to die omfg man fuck why did i think about that? lol

[GHoSToKeR]

never been caught, but ive had loads of close calls lol

mellow, dude, you just made me spit out my drink lol

[Juggalotus]

yeah no shit man, ewww

[OzzyOz]

uhhh
my dad walked in on me
rofl

and he was like wtf... probablly because i had my door open, and kept wackin because i didn't realize he was there