Ever been caught?

[makor01]

I got busted by my girl one night in bed. She wouldnt give me any so i decided to rub one out and she woke up in the middle of it. She looks at me was says what the fuck are you doing? I say whats it look like, you wouldnt give me any. So she gets pissed gets up and leaves. Needless to say i didnt get any for awhile after that.

Women..........you know the rest.

[mellow mood]

the weirdest place i ever did this is proly in my bedroom. yep sorry guys but i just dont know how u can fuckin do it at school. u guys are crazy man!!!

[justinsane]

haha, your dog is a jizz trap

[NoosaHeads]

Once My grandmother caught me Wanking Myself in my room..
But to her suprise I just shut me eyes and imagined her standing there nude..




If you Say you dont wank your a Liar.
and a fool if you say that you do.
So next time you see Mr.Bush on TV.
Remember He wanks himself to.....

[wannagethigh]

[QUOTE=NoosaHeads]Once My grandmother caught me Wanking Myself in my room..
But to her suprise I just shut me eyes and imagined her standing there nude..
QUOTE]

Thats fucked up mang. DO you really imagine ur grand mom nude? And when she walked in u continued ur business? WOW

[NoosaHeads]

No.

Its a Line out of a dirty ditty or rhyme....

sorry to dissapoint..

I've never been busted having a bat.
Been Busted Bumpin Uglies (Having sex) Plenty though...mostly my ex's Mum.
I think she enjoyed walking in I think she used to secretly watch sometimes.
I remember one time her Mum holding my ass for an uncomfortably long time whilst posing for a family photo....
never went there though...

[Ganjamon420]

wow i've never been caught jerkin and but i do have a wierd place i've jerked, I was walking down a road at like midnight haha lucky nobody drove by lol. jacquelyne sounds like the kinda girl i want to meet haha i'm into all that kinky dominatrix shit. the danger wank does sound like fun, gotta try it sometime lol. Peace

[5HT]

you had to ask!

I've almost been caught. My roomate in college was in frat so he was rarely ever in the dorm room. So I'm yankin it expecting him not to be there. I'm just about to spooge and I hear the door nob jiggle. I'm in a loft so luckily I pull the covers over, so he didn't see anything. But he pretty much knew as he said, "whacking off man?" I was like, "NO!" needless to say, I had blue balls for awhile.

Then there was the time our flight got fucked up and we had to wait in the airport for another 6 hours. So I probably masturbated about 3 times in the airport bathroom stall.

[wannagethigh]

Then there was the time our flight got fucked up and we had to wait in the airport for another 6 hours. So I probably masturbated about 3 times in the airport bathroom stall.

thats fuckin hilarious

[justinsane]

ever caught: nope..
Weirdest place: um... probably in my car driving down a dark road... but then you tend to speed.. and fog up the windows.... WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES! WEAR BRIGHT CLOTHES! WEAR A HELMET!