Ever been caught?

[SmokingPlatypus]

the weirdest place i ever did this is proly in my bedroom.

Where else would you do it?

[Nightfire24]

the bedroom man hes a weirdo i preffer were everyone can see me (joking)

[Rose Bud]

Once I was in the bahama's with my cousin, mother, and her Fiance. Well we had a 5 room suite and I slept in the living room on the pull out. My mother and her Fiance were in teh bedroom, which was attatched to the bathroom, which was attatched to the kitchen, which was attached to my room, so on so forth. Well I was watching some porn on the TV ( Yea, teh hotel had porn for free ) and my mom walked halfway through the kitchen and I looked over my left shoulder and seen her just standing there, she turned around, and went back to her room, and I finished up.

Weirdest place? Well, the usual in the school bathroom, but theres a twist, our bathroom stalls dont have doors on them for some reason, so I stood like I was pissing and just beat my meat like no otehr

I also worked construction one summer, and wacked off in a porta potty.

[ozzan666]

haha jesus christ,,, man im pretty sure ive been caught, but no one has said anything,,, and the worst place would have to be one morning when i was drunk and my friends were passed out, i jacked off in my friends laundry room looking at his mom's/sister's thongs...FUCKIN "A"

[Whos Carl]

Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my dog catches me all the time and usually if i m feeling lazy i will just cum on the carpet and he will lick it up. I know this sounds funny or gross but my dog loves to eat my cum i guess its sweet or something.

I nearly my shit myself from laughing when I read that. Fucking legend.

[ddropdeadfred]

I've was caught by my mom when i was about 11. She walked in, took one look, and walked out. She never mentioned it. The nastiest place I jerked off in was a porta-pottie in North Carolina in the middle of the summer. I was sweating my ass off and trying not to throw up from the foul stench of 100 other peoples shit. Oh, and yes, I'm a sick fuck.

[pogmoasal1]

ah shit smell + jerkin off = my favorite

and socks you should ask that mom if she wants to fool around

[JMRinFLA]

One time I was in my office with the door closed "having lunch" and a girl who worked for me walked in just as I was finishing. I pulled my chair close to the desk as the door started to open so I don't think she actually saw anything but from the look on her face I could tell she knew. She was cool about it though and never let on.

[cannabis=freedom]

I went to the Okanagan Hockey School in Penticton when I was 14, and I was lying in the dorm room at night, having gone about 5 or 6 days without beatin it, and suddenly I felt the horniest I ever had. So I rubbed at myself for a while on the top bunk and then left to go to the bathroom. I ran into a stall and glorified myself in about thirty seconds, then walked out of the bathroom to find myself staring at the guy on the bunk below me, a six-foot-four black guy. Keep in mind I was five-seven when I was 14 (I'm six foot now), and I looked up at him and oh god u should have seen it, it was hilarious in retrospect. We looked at each other for about ten seconds, then he said, "Go to bed." And god, did I book it. He told everyone the next day, and god, was I made fun of for the rest of the hockey school. The other kids nicknamed me "beat it." lol