Ever been caught?

[bobbydabud]

i dont think ive been caught

but one time i got so horny on the airplane on a school trip i went and jacked off in the bathroom

[led.zeppelin]

never been caught whacking it. but had a friend walk into my room when i was "with company" i was on the bottom and saw him, and he stood there for a while giggling and making faces that was creepy

[pbzeppelin90]

((ha! Take that, Jesus!))

lmfao. god bless you.

[Shannon]

wtf man i hope ur joking. tahts still fucking incest you sick fuck

LOL. true say...

[SocksThaClown]

Not me, but my overly horny friend is always jacking off and humping everything.
Say I'll be playing video games and I looked behind me and he is humping a stuffed bear (he laughs and said his Wang was out, fucking perv) I told him if I caught him jacking off behind me I would kick him in the balls.

Well one day he thought he would be funny, so he called me upstairs. When I opened the door he was jerkin it, he started laughing really hard and said something like â??Iâ??m in front of you, har har!â?�. So I was staying at his house one day watching TV after he fell asleep, and his mom came out wearing nothing but a thong. (Note we were 13 at the time, and i have always sort of had some sexual feelings towards her) I got a boner and she giggled. Anyways she went into the bathroom and I started jacking off. When she came out i stopped.. at least until she was back in her room.

That's why I think she's a milf.. At least I hope-no wish that she is.
To this day pretty much everytime i see her, i get hard on. I guess I'm a perv too.

[qdavid]

it does not count as incest. If we had sex then it would be incest. We only did oral.

Like Lex and Terry would say "Ala.....[B]BAMA[B'

[qdavid]

Guess I kinkda fucked that one up. Let me try agan"Ala....BAMA"

[Green Love]

I got caught in the service,
banging a chick in the barracks.

[stoned_sniper]

Holy shit man! This forum is funny. Okay let me see here...I think my dads caught me a bunch of times while I was at the computer. Even though it was in a different room, he could still see me if he like turned his head enough. Im sure other family members have caught me spankin it, but nobodys brought it up.

Okay now the weirdest place I've jerked it off was on the couch at my friends house when I was 10. It was early in the morning and nobody was awake yet so I figured why the hell not? And I rubbed one out there.
Another place I did it was when I went to visit my sister who lived in a different state. During the nights I was there, I had to bunk with my nephew who was about 9. I was 16 and horny. So while the little dude slept on the floor, I was on his bed and began beating it. Didn't get caught once so HA! I'm amazing

[stoned_sniper]

p.s. I will now go and smoke a bowl and began jerking off to some stupid shit on tv. Night night people. :thumbsup: