This doesn't help in any way, but thats why I live alone: can't stand having to deal with other people's shit except when I decide to. Being forced to live with somebody, no matter who, for me, is not a good thing; I can't stand anyone anyway, and no one can stand me after a weekend.

So, living alone is just the best damn thing. If I had a significant other, they'd be living here as well. I mean, hell, rent's only 375 bucks here.

Your situation would definitely have me breaking a window and throwing my neck into the jagged frame.