My dream truck..woweee.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

Now about that air mattress... a real woman doesn't need no stinkin' air mattress. Invest in a couple bales of hay... a belt buckle or pair of stilettos will make short work of anything inflatable... hay is better.

i like your style

[higher4hockey]

stinky? hay ? or you serious ? there is no way on gods green earth that i would EVER EVER EVER have sex anywhere near the vicinity of hay.

i tossed bails for many a summer, hay is not meant to have sex on.

im about as country as you can get, there is hay in my truck right now, and i can honestly tell you that i have never heard of anyone knockin boots on hay. maybe under extreme circumstances throw a blanket over top of it first but that shit is wayyy to prickly for me.

[stinkyattic]

heh heh well yeah you don't need to be having hay in 'those' places...OW! a blanket is a MUST. Same reason I'm not too keen on beach sex, unless you have a blanket.

[friendowl]

i never even seen hay hahaha

[higher4hockey]

you're not missing much. when i was twelve years old my dad would be bailing hay in one field, and i was driving his old chevy around the other field picking up the bales and throwing them on the wagon, then id go unload them in the barn, and repeat.

by the end of a haying day, there are small little plant parts everywhere, your pockets, you underwear, ALL OVER your forearms, you socks...everywhere.

but seeing that barn full of hay at the end of the summer was a good feeling, but it sucked because it meant it was time to cut firewood.