stinky? hay ? or you serious ? there is no way on gods green earth that i would EVER EVER EVER have sex anywhere near the vicinity of hay.

i tossed bails for many a summer, hay is not meant to have sex on.

im about as country as you can get, there is hay in my truck right now, and i can honestly tell you that i have never heard of anyone knockin boots on hay. maybe under extreme circumstances throw a blanket over top of it first but that shit is wayyy to prickly for me.